wadey-wilson:

when ppl ask why i’m nice to the low-wage workers

cecils-dragons:

More! of! these! dads! I love them so much.

alytology:

anxietyproblem:

warm-suggestions:

you’re doing great. in fact, you made it halfway through the week. you got this. 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

darkbluemint:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

iconuk01:

strangepages-deactivated2021081:

True.

I somehow can’t imagine Batman EVER saying “Later, dork” to anyone… so it’s a good thing he taught his Robin to do it instead.

I’m just picturing Batman going “Later dork” in his ridiculous Nolan voice now…

If he did, would someone believe it?

Criminal: and then Batman told me “later, dork” and ran away with my bag of stolen goods..

Riddler: Right…. and Ivy and Harley are totally straight and not having sex in their cell right now…

Crane: and people say we’re crazy… get a better joke!

Criminal: b-but it’s true!

Batman: You know why I said this to you?

Criminal: Why….

Batman: BECAUSE NO ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE YOU

Criminal: You sick son of a bitch…